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Modern Manners + Etiquette: Relationship Issues

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Modern Manners + Etiquette Relationship IssuesWhat is the etiquette of social kissing in flu season? Do I accept an invitation to "friend" a potential boss? How do I defriend a friend I no longer like? Here are typical questions about redefining relationships that came into NewportManners.com this past week.

Dear Didi,
I recently moved here for my dream job and I have to admit that for the first few months it wasn't easy making new friends. Now that I've had time to make some, I have a new life. My problem is my old friends want to come visit and party. They want to meet my new friends, but I don't think my coworkers will like them. I am not becoming a snob. I don't want to hurt feelings, but I don't have time to answer their constant texts asking, "What's up?" or "What's happening?" It makes me feel like I'm still in school and that they just want to know, "Where's the party tonight?" How can I be honest about needing space without hurting feelings?  Mary, Providence  

Dear Mary,
Pruning out old friends becomes natural and inevitable as your grownup life defines who you are becoming. Exchanges with former BFF's become awkward. No, you're not really busy all weekend, but you find yourself making excuses to get out of seeing old friends and you don't want to create ill-will and hurt feelings. Whether you're a preeminent connector or really only know 150 of your Facebook friends, dropping "starter" friends from your school days or previous jobs is a normal progression at your life stage. This winnowing process is so normal it even has a clinical name, socioemotional selectivity theory. It refers to a decline in the number of friends adults feel they need in the aftermath of their socially aggressive high school days.

First off, start pulling away by sharing less privileged information and stop answering their texts immediately—and then even less frequently. Of course, you can answer the important questions right away, just not those that ask, "What's up?" or "Where's the party?" When questioned why you're not responding, say, "I'm really busy," or if it's true, "I've been traveling." Think about which acquaintances fit into the "linear" friends category (those with whom you have a deep-rooted connection) and "nonlinear" friends (people you partied with at prior jobs or in school and don't know as well). If you get pinned down, say, "I have a new life and I feel I need space to meet new people." A good, true friendship is never over, so even if you don't spend as much time with your old BFF's as you used to, you just might party with some of them again some day. After a hiatus, you might even find that you can make new friends and keep the old.  ~Didi

Dear Didi,
I'm looking for a more advanced job and think I'm in the running for a position at an amazing company I want to work for. But I'm not sure how to handle a tricky situation. One of the people who just interviewed me requested to friend me on Facebook. I don't know whether to accept the request or ignore it. It just seems too personal. Is she snooping or what?  What should I do? I want to keep this professional but I want the job. Alden, Providence

Dear Alden,
The request to connect can be a good sign because it suggests that this person is interested in keeping in touch either because of your current job or the one you're interviewing for. She just might be looking for topics to ask you about. You're justifiably concerned that it's too personal for a potential superior to be friending you on Facebook, which really is social media for friends and family more than for professional networking. You definitely wouldn't send a friend request to a potential boss at a business you're targeting. Why not turn it around and send her an invitation to join you on LinkedIn. Sure, you can check out the company's Facebook page and you can even "like" it: you're just doing research to help you rework your résumé and prepare for the next round of interviews. You can also follow the corporation on Twitter during the job-searching process to become savvy about what's going on at the moment.

However, joining LinkedIn groups will allow you to contribute actively to the industry's conversations and follow influential figures, which ultimately could help you have an edge over the other applicants. By engaging in the industry's social media, you'll not only show (her) that you're focused on the organization, but by reading blogs, subscribing to e-newletters/RSS feeds, answering polls, liking posts, and making brilliant comments in discussions, you'll stand out from the pack. Remember to be polite at all times, even when you disagree and think someone is wrong. Be sure to fact check and check spelling and grammar of any public feed you contribute to. Reread it several times because your image is at stake. Sharing information is good but strategic sharing is even better, which is why you want to invite her to join you on LinkedIn, rather than friending her on Facebook.  ~Didi

Dear Didi,
We live in a small town where everyone knows everyone and it's customary to kiss upon seeing someone, especially at a cocktail party after a few drinks. When greeting the male contingent they always lean in to kiss and I know immediately where their lips are headed. When I veer to the left to steer them toward my right check, I don't seem to have much luck.They want a smack on the lips. Not only does it take some of the shine off my lipgloss but it's bronchitis and flu season! What is a gal to do?  Elizabeth, Watch Hill

Dear Elizabeth,
When you see him homing in on your glossy lips, slow him down. With the free hand that's not holding your wine glass, take a firm grasp of his nearest bicep muscle, while looking deeply into his eyes, and say, "Arnold, you look great! How do you keep yourself so busy?" Get him talking about himself and he'll forget that requisite kiss. Alternatively, you can put out your hand for a wholesome shake, but he could use your arm as leverage to pull you in for that slippery smack.  ~Didi

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Miss Manners: Teachers must teach etiquette because some parents will not

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DEAR MISS MANNERS: What is your opinion of teaching etiquette in public schools?
GENTLE READER: That teachers have quite enough to do without being expected to do the most basic job of parents.

Teachers generally do have to teach etiquette, because parents often do not, and mastering it is necessary before one can learn anything else. This includes such basics as sitting still, respecting authority and refraining from annoying others. What the homes are like where parents have failed to teach this, Miss Manners shudders to think.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: My adult son (29 years old) is an aspiring rock musician. The son of my old friend is a successful independent rock musician. My son would like to ask my friend’s son to listen to his CD containing his original songs.

I want to stay out of it, and I’ve told my son I would be uncomfortable asking the rock star’s mom to intervene. I’ve suggested that my son write to my friend or to her rock star son c/o her address with his request and include a copy of his CD. What is the right way to do this, if there is a right way? Should I get involved?

GENTLE READER: Staying out of it sounds like an excellent idea. You wouldn’t care to factor into your friendship the possible effect of the rock star’s ignoring the request or disliking the CD.

Miss Manners guesses that your son’s only hope is to send the CD to the mother with a letter expressing his admiration of her son and his wish that she will pass it along as gratitude for her son’s music and for the friendship of their mothers. (A bit smarmy, yes, but the idea is to make the mother feel she must do this for her friend, which a bald request would be unlikely to accomplish.)

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Where I live, it is both legal and necessary for cyclists to ride on the sidewalk. If I want to pass a pedestrian who is walking in the middle of the sidewalk, what is the best way to notify that person that I would like him or her to step to the side for a moment?

If I ring the bell on my bicycle, they almost always hear me, but I feel rude dinging at someone. On the other hand, if I say “Excuse me,” they almost never hear until I am practically shouting, which does not feel any less rude than ringing my bell.

This problem is exacerbated by the fact that about 75 percent of the people I pass on the sidewalk are walking while occupied with their phones and paying little attention to anything else. GENTLE READER: This may be the only chance Miss Manners ever gets to correct someone for being too fastidious in worrying about what might be rude.

The purpose of the bicycle bell is not to chastise pedestrians who are on the telephone, or not in the habit of looking back to see what might be coming. Its purpose is to warn people of the danger of an approaching bicycle that may not be able to stop quickly. Use it. Visit Miss Manners at her Web site, www.missmanners.com, where you can send her your questions.

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Global etiquette gaining ground

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With more Chinese companies expanding their global presence, many business etiquette trainers say they also have their work cut out for them. US-born Chinese Hedy W. Lee says first impressions of Chinese business people certainly last - including the ones that fall short of Western expectations.

"When Jack Ma, founder of Alibaba, made an English speech at Columbia Business School, discussing how he defeated eBay in China, I don't think he looked as polished and refined as the head of a well-known Chinese company," says the native New Yorker. "All the body language, facial expressions these can be improved."Lee conducts her etiquette lessons for clients from Fortune 500 companies such as Chinese oil major PetroChina, London-based multinational Swire Group, the Grand Hyatt Hotel as well as individual CEOs in Beijing.

"For Chinese companies which have or will have more business exchanges with Western companies, they should know it is not only about cheaper prices, cheap labor and large markets," says Lee, who is also a writer, TV host and social critic.

Major cultural obstacles such as language, local laws and prices hinder initial stages in economic exchange between Chinese and Western business people, but these increasingly evolve to include seemingly superficial instances like dinners and cracking jokes, the image gurus say. Arden Clise, a Seattle-based business etiquette consultant, says there are many differences between Chinese and American business etiquette practices and not knowing them can lead to major misunderstandings, lost deals and lost clients.

A US company trying to work with a Chinese partner once hired Clise, but her client felt bogged down by cultural differences and a lengthy negotiation process. "The American company had been waiting too long and began to wonder whether its Chinese counterpart was serious in this deal," Clise says. "But for the Chinese side, this was quite common because it usually takes a long time to sign a contract."Chinese companies are also known to avoid directly saying "no" when they decide not to ink the deal, Clise says.

"They will not say 'no', they will say 'maybe it is not convenient' or 'I will consider it later'. The American side will really wait for the answer after the Chinese side 'considers it'."But Chinese companies are certainly wising up to the importance of business etiquette and more are turning to be trained in the ways of the West, Lee and Clise say. "However, things won't be changed overnight. It still takes time for business etiquette training to be an indispensable part of Chinese business," Clise says.

In one instance, some of her clients insisted that certain aspects of Chinese table manners were culturally significant and should not be ignored, Lee says. "They argued that the Chinese like to talk aloud during dinners because 'we enjoy the warm atmosphere, it is not misbehavior'. But we are in the global village now, they need to step up to the plate and act like civilized global leaders'," Lee says.

"What's more, Chinese companies want to expand overseas but most of their bosses or employees have never been aboard; some CEOs rather invest on how much they can make instead of hiring a qualified business etiquette instructor. Evidently to them, hardware is more important than software," Lee says, adding that there are few qualified etiquette schools in China. She once spotted a woman CEO from an etiquette school in a famous Beijing restaurant where her children ran amok, almost tripping over the service staff.

Lionel Vairon, who heads CEC Consulting, a Luxembourg-based "culture consulting company", says it is all about one party trying to learn more about the other one and appreciating the differences.
"Mutual understanding is what we are looking for," Vairon says.

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Yoga Etiquette: Part Two

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Last May I wrote, Yoga Etiquette.  I knew at the time I would want to do a part two because there are so many things that we can do to help make a community practice more enjoyable for everyone.

I never want anyone to feel uncomfortable or unwelcome when entering into their yoga practice. These are suggestions towards being a little bit more mindful towards yourself and towards your community, not rules. We can all, students and teachers, help our community to feel more comfortable with each other, to feel more connected. There is enough Dukkha, misery, in the world, let’s not let it seep into our practice, especially when we all are fortunate enough to be together. I asked my colleagues in the yoga community for some insight. As always they came through for me and gave me some really helpful guidance.

Dippin’ out during Corpse/Savasana:
This one is first for a reason. It’s the one I thought of first. In my article, Yoga 101: Corpse pose, I discuss that savasana is so important for us to master as students. It’s our time for the absorption of the practice. It’s also the release of the practice, don’t cheat yourself or others of this pose. Along with my concerns, instructor Erin Motzenbecker said a big concern was “walking out in the middle of the final relaxation."

If  you know that you aren’t going to be able to stay, you could let the instructor know ahead of time. Also, do a combo move and take your own short savasana, then leave early. Roll up your mat and exit the room before the rest of the class begins savasana. It’s one of the hardest postures to settle into after all that breath and movement and the last thing needed during it is the stirring up of that energy with all that movement to leave.

Give the 411 of old and new injuries:
This is a big one with the recent NY Times article concerning yoga causing injuries.  “Informing the instructor of injuries, concerns or needed modifications prior to the start of class”, said teacher Abby Hoffmann. I think the student who has practiced more than a few times, should let the instructor know about injuries or any physical limitations prior to class. However, I fully believe that it is the responsibility of the teacher to communicate with students prior to class to help better direct them during class. Teachers really should try to get to class at least 15 minuntes early so that they can meet and greet students, especially new ones. That way the students feel more comfortable and safe with the instructor and their instruction.

Don’t become a yoga M.I.A:
My friend and yoga instructor Karen Kessel pointed out, “that if you are a class regular, let your teacher know if you will be absent, cause we worry.”

I am a teacher and I have students who have come every week for years now and if they go missing from class, I totally agree, we do worry.

Your stuff, outta sight, outta mind!:
Summer Crawford, of Evolation yoga studios, said, “No bags, keys, wallets, shoes, and certainly no cell phones. Even on silent, even if you never touch it, it’s visual clutter that reminds you and everyone else, of obligations and attachments outside the yoga room."

So true. Like myself, Crawford is a mom and understands that one might need to be contacted in case of an emergency. Cover all basis and let your caregiver, your work, whoever that needs you in those cases the number of the studio or gym where you will be at for 60 to 90 minuntes.

A sharing space is a caring space:
One of my first times practicing in a studio environment I arrived to class late.  The room was pretty full, but not to capacity. I came in after meditation, as to not disturb, but when I did come in not one person flinched to make room for me. The teacher asked for space to be made, and yet there was this overwhelming struggle for every person in that room to move to make room, to give up space. Eventually, people did, but not without an unwelcoming response first. Let me tell you this, your yoga mat is pretty much all the room you need.  So next time someone arrives late, be brave, give them a welcoming smile, stand up and share some space. I promise like that ripple effect, it will spread and people will make room for you making room.

Saying goodbye is such sweet sorrow:
My husband, Eric Wheeler, said it best, “smiling and saying thank you and good bye to your teacher." Here’s the thing most instructors, including myself, have prepared that class just for you. Sometimes hours of preparation if not days, goes into their art. Teachers of yoga need to hear a little gratitude sometimes.

Remember folks, these are not big things, and certainly if you forget, you're not going to be banished from the world of yoga. These are just tools to help us have a more enjoyable journey on the path of yoga.

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WeComply Offers New Course on Business Etiquette

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WeComply, Inc., a leader in web-based ethics and compliance training for corporate employees, has released a new course entitled Business Etiquette. This course explains the fundamental principles of business etiquette and discusses how attention to these principles can facilitate working relationships, enhance business dealings, reduce stress and encourage productivity.

The course covers such topics as considerate workplace conduct, dealing with diversity, business socializing and professional appearance. Other topics included in the course are phones and conferencing, e-mail, texting and instant messaging, online networking, and special considerations for international business.

“Employees who are unaware of the basic rules of business etiquette are at risk of unintentionally offending co-workers and clients,” said Mike Pallatta, WeComply CEO. “Training employees to practice good business etiquette can make the difference between a comfortable working environment and a tense one, or even between a successful deal and no deal at all.”

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Sports Fan Etiquette: When Is Storming the Court Acceptable?

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Sports Fan Etiquette When Is Storming the Court AcceptableAs the final seconds of last night’s college basketball game between Notre Dame and Syracuse ticked away, two things became painfully obvious to everyone watching: 20-0 Syracuse was about to suffer its first loss of the season, and the men and women of the Notre Dame student section were about to swarm onto the court like angry bees.

How original.
Fueled by excitement, and maybe a little bit too much to drink, college sports fans have been “storming” courts, fields and all types of playing surfaces for ages in order to celebrate their schools’ most thrilling victories. Over the years, however, as rowdy coeds have flooded court after court, this once cherished tradition has become predictable, clichéd and hugely overdone. Simply put, America needs a lesson in court-storming etiquette.

Allow me to be your professor.
Much like dieting or enjoying an adult beverage, the single most important rule to keep in mind when celebrating athletic victory is to always practice moderation. A responsible fan must understand that not every game is extraordinary and, therefore, sports moments worthy of a full-fledged on-court ruckus are few and far between.

While the students of Notre Dame may have been merited in their decision to flood the floor last night, smaller, less justified court "stormings" occur far too regularly, taking away from the allure of the tradition.

For example, just a few hundred miles from Notre Dame, another basketball game took place yesterday in Athens, Ohio. Having trailed for much of the contest, the Ohio Bobcats of the Mid-American Conference crafted a fourth-quarter comeback to beat their archrivals, the Redhawks of Miami University.

Predictably, madness ensued in Ohio’s Convocation Center as hordes of students scaled metal barriers, trudged down steps and dodged overwhelmed policemen en route to the court. Within seconds the entire gymnasium floor was transformed into a living, breathing mob of green and white.

What’s so wrong about a little act of team spirit? Well, nothing, if it’s warranted. Ohio is a 15-4 basketball team. Miami is 5-12. Maybe Redhawks fans could have rushed the court to celebrate not losing by 50, but Ohio had little reason to be so excited. This was a game that the Bobcats should have won in a much more convincing fashion, yet Ohio fans still used the mediocre victory as an excuse to get rowdy.

Had the Bobcats student section better understood the law of moderation, students would have stayed under control and enjoyed their victory in a mild manner so as to preserve the integrity of the court-storming tradition.

I understand that few things in this world can match the thrill of victory or the excitement of celebration, but if fans continue to misuse the storming tradition, it may just lose its magic altogether. From one sports fan to another, please don’t let that happen. Keep on storming, but only when absolutely necessary.

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6 DIGITAL ETIQUETTE TIPS FOR 2012

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6 DIGITAL ETIQUETTE TIPS FOR 2012There's still time to break the bad habits of 2011 and kick off the year with a fresh take on the tech etiquette that may be driving your co-workers crazy and even have consequences to your health. Be a considerate digital user in 2012 by breaking these six technology habits.

Walking or driving while texting — we've seen the ad campaigns warning against distracted driving, but it seems every time we're on the highway, we pass a driver glancing at their phones instead of the road.

The same goes for the busy city street pavements you pound during lunch for exercise. If you're texting or otherwise fiddling with your phone while walking, not only are you likely to be walking slow and annoying other pedestrians, your distracted movements may keep you from seeing an upcoming intersection, a clear recipe for disaster. Put the phone away for a few minutes and take in the scenery of the street.

Loud cell phone chats on the bus — the commute to and from work is rarely the highlight of an average day, but we're all in this together. Be kind to the other passengers and leave the loud stories of last night's date or the boss's attitude for when you get home.

TMI overload — your friends love keeping up with your life adventures via Facebook and Twitter, really they do! It's junior's potty adventures or how takeout leftovers made you feel today that gets people hovering their cursor over the Unsubscribe button. Play it safe and avoid talk of bodily functions on social networks.
See the rest of the tech etiquette tips to keep in mind for 2012 after the jump.

Loud music decibels — co-workers and nearby commuters will thank you for keeping your music at a manageable volume. Yes, you have headphones on, but we can still hear your "Productivity 2012 Jams" playlist coming through.

Checking out during dinner — if you're expecting a call during dinner, it's fine to have your phone out and to occasionally check for updates, granted you've explained the situation. However, if everything's normal, enjoy the time with your friend uninterrupted by leaving the phone in a pocket. Your phone distraction makes them feel like you'd rather be somewhere else or that their company isn't appreciated. The same rule generally applies to any other quality-time scenarios with a friend or family member.

Pressing Reply All or BCC — the BCC and Reply All email functions can be beautiful things. Your contacts don't know who's included on a blanket email update, and every team member can chime in within the same thread regarding a project. It's when these tools are mistakenly used that a collective groan is heard across an office. Before hitting send, double-, then triple-check that the email addresses are really in the BCC field or that everyone in the company truly needs to know your opinion on the new expense reports format.

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Disability Etiquette: Think Ability, Not Disability

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Are you worried about being "politically correct" when talking to someone with a disability? Are you afraid you might inadvertently offend a disabled person? If so, you are not alone. Disability is a broad term. It can mean a physical condition, a mental condition or a learning disability such as dyslexia (which is my own disability; thank goodness for my editor!).

In any of these cases, it's important to know how to relate to anyone with a disability. When writing or speaking about people with disabilities, emphasize their abilities rather than their disabilities. Never define people by their disabilities.

When you meet or see someone with a physical disability, the first rule is don't stare. Treat all disabled people as you would want to be treated if you have the same condition. A friend of mine who has Stargardt disease, the inherited childhood-onset version of macular degeneration, says her main complaints are "people who think that if I cannot see, I cannot hear; people who infantilize their dialogue thinking that if I cannot see, I must be stupid; and people who argue with me when I do ask for help ('Why don't you wear glasses?')." Try to put yourself in the disabled person's shoes and think about how you would want others to relate to you.

Avoid asking personal questions about someone's disability. It is appropriate to extend your hand when being introduced to a person with a disability, even if he or she has an artificial limb. If the person cannot shake hands, a touch on the shoulder or arm is okay. Look and speak directly to the person with a disability, not to their companion or interpreter.

Even if you see that a person is wearing a hearing device, don't raise your voice unless requested.
Be willing to repeat or rephrase a question if the disabled person you're speaking to doesn't understand you. Use patience. If someone is using a cane or crutches or is in a wheelchair, take care not to get in their way or walk too close to them.

It's okay to ask, "Can I help you with the door?" or "Can I give you a hand?" if you think it might be needed.
If you know a person has a visual impairment, and you think he or she might need help, don't just grab the person's arm. First, identify yourself, then ask if he or she would like to take your arm. Then, describe the location in specific terms, so the person will know exactly what the terrain is like, or what the barriers or parameters are. Never pet or distract a guide dog.

Remember that it's not always easy to tell if a person is disabled or what a disability might be. If a person behaves oddly, you should always consider the fact that they may have a disability that is not immediately obvious and then treat them accordingly.

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Tipping Etiquette: Is 20 Per Cent The New Norm At Restaurants?

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We've all experienced this quandary: we swipe our credit card after stepping out of that salon chair and debate whether to leave a tip... or not. And then, once we walk away, we wonder if we've tipped too much or too little for the new 'do we're sporting.

Yes, tipping has become an anxiety-riddled activity. Thanks to credit and debit card machines programmed to specific denominations, the feeling of guilt may overwhelm some who choose not to leave a little somethin'-somethin' for their favourite barista or fabulous masseuse. And it seems many Canadians don't really understand proper tipping etiquette.

Part of the problem is there's a lot of confusion out there -- especially, it appears, in big cities like Toronto. Common practice has been to tip 15 per cent for service at restaurants, but now, some places across town, are implementing a minimum 20 per cent tip at the end of their bills. And if restaurateurs -- not personal choice -- begin to dictate how much we tip, where does that leave us in the grand scheme of things?

Some people believe if you're at a salon and get your hair cut by the owner, you should forgo the tip. But etiquette experts say tips should be anywhere between 15 and 20 per cent, and never below $5 -- no matter what the person's position is at the salon.

When it comes to hotel services, 15 per cent is usually welcomed, with $1 or $2 given for each bag handled by the bellhop. For takeout, don't feel obligated to tip, and tip jars at coffee shops are usually there for regulars to drop in some change.

And experts suggest even when not completely satisfied with the service you've received, it's polite to leave at least 10 per cent.

So we want to know: when do you think you should tip and when shouldn't you? And if you don't mind being deemed a notoriously bad tipper, can you just forgo the tip? We've come up with some ideas below. And let us know your thoughts on Twitter.

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Tech Etiquette: Sharing Links With Your Friends And Loved Ones

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When you're in the mood for internet, a good link can be a great thing. It's a dog in a fanny-pack! A terrifying photobomb! The best music video ever made! However, in order to keep links fun, there have got to be some rules of engagement. Read on for the 5 Link Commandments:

1. Believe In Thy Links
If you spend any time on the internet at all, you probably come across 10 things a day that you think are kind of neat. KEEP THESE THINGS TO YOURSELF. Sendable links are like porn: You know it when you see it; it's not just any chick with her shirt off. Likewise, sendable links aren't just any cute, funny or interesting thing you see online. There's so much stuff on the internet, that for a link to truly be sendable, its content should be a superlative of what it's depicting. If it's a cute animal, it better be the cutest animal in the known universe. A sendable link is not just one normal kitten. It's a stack of fat, sleepy kittens waking up and falling asleep all over each other.

2. Thou Shalt Not Watch People Watching Thy Link
You are not the person who watches the watchmen! You can only lead a horse to water. You cannot make a horse open a link or, for that matter, react to it in the way you want. Yes, sharing something you feel all crazy about is a wonderful, personal experience. Yes, you are excited and want to see the recipient's reaction in the hopes that it will be like your reaction. Refrain. It makes people nervous when you watch them expectantly, and it could actually ruin their experience of what might have otherwise been a successful link share. It can also be hard to tell how someone feels about something from their exterior reaction. This is especially true for songs or articles, which have a higher barrier to entry (headphones, time) and may not even be looked at and appreciated until much later.

3. Thou Shalt Not Bombard People With Links
There is a two link per-person per-day maximum. Maximum. Even if one of the links was a failure, you don't get to send an extra link to make up for it. You're done. Better luck tomorrow. Death is what makes life meaningful and a limit is what makes a link a welcome break and not another problem you have to deal with at work. So don't waste your links by sending them at 4 a.m. when no one's going to respond. Send with intention at peak hours (10-3) when you think the receiver is most likely to need/watch/read/love them. Do not send links on weekends. Go outside or pretend you are outside. There is no time on the weekend when people should not think you are outside enjoying this beautiful day, Jeremy.

4. Thou Shalt Not Conflate Link Exchanging With Romance
There are not enough links in this world to constitute a romantic relationship. Sending links is just something people do now, like day dreaming about cool Facebook albums or looking at their phone all the time. Usually, the fact that you have received this link is only tangentially related to you. There are three reasons people like to show other people things they like:

A) To get validation that the things they like are cool.
B) So that the receiver will know they are cool.
C) Because they think the link will bring the receiver pleasure.

Ideally, this list would be inverted, but in reality it is not. The sending of the link should be it's own reward. If it isn't, see #1.

5. Know Thy Audience
This is probably the single most important rule of link sending. Sure, links are about what you like but they're also about what the other person likes. Sometimes, it takes a few links to figure that out. If you keep sending Lolcats to someone and they keep responding with "haha," "lol" or nothing at all, that person would probably like you to stop sending Lolcats links. Link sending should be analogous to being a sniper on a roof not a maniac with a machine gun. You're not just spraying links towards what you think are people in the hope of hitting something.

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